Green Artist

Green Artist craved for a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

Green Artist always had with them a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Green Artist owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Green Artist desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Green Artist desperately looked for a helmet that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Green Artist always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be exciting. A big sponge was the chosen item.