A Scary Artist

A Scary Artist looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Artist found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Scary Artist always had with them a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.

A Scary Artist often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Artist desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Scary Artist desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to worship. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.