The Orange Artist

The Orange Artist always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Orange Artist searched for a big sponge to play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be spectacular. A big sponge being the item selected.

The Orange Artist owned a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Artist desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would worship. This could be considered a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Artist craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It might be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Orange Artist desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pen is the item to select.