The Depressed Artist

The Depressed Artist found a melon to smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Artist had a block of cheese to hug. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Depressed Artist craved for a helmet to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Artist desperately needed a custard pie to put on his head. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Artist desperately needed a custard pie to drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Artist wanted a tomato that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.