The Stupid Artist

The Stupid Artist owned a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Artist had a bottle of coke that they would worship. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Artist looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Artist always carried a lava lamp that they would worship. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was amazing. A lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Artist desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Stupid Artist craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.