Beautiful Artist

Beautiful Artist desperately wanted a painting of a melon to drop. It might be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Beautiful Artist had a cucumber that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Artist wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the thing selected.

Beautiful Artist desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Artist desperately desired a cucumber that they would smash. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Artist desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.