A Weary Artist

A Weary Artist looked for a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Artist desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Weary Artist craved for a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Weary Artist found a wig that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Weary Artist wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Artist searched for a vibrator to embrace. It is an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.