The Handsome Artist

The Handsome Artist desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It is a new proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Artist desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It would be an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Artist looked for a ball that they would often sleep with. It might be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Artist found a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Handsome Artist desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Artist searched for a sponge that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A sponge was the item that was chosen.