Blue Artist

Blue Artist desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Blue Artist desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Blue Artist searched for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

Blue Artist craved for a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

Blue Artist owned a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It was an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Blue Artist desired a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This seems to be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was fun. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.