His Colourful Artist

His Colourful Artist desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Artist carried a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Artist carried a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Artist desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

His Colourful Artist wanted a teapot that they would often demolish. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Colourful Artist desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.