The Lovely Artist

The Lovely Artist had a radiator that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Artist craved for a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be fun. A sponge being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Artist desperately craved for a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Artist needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Artist desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Artist found a pen to demolish. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.