The Ugly Artist

The Ugly Artist craved for a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Artist desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Ugly Artist always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Artist often carried a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Artist desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. A bag of poop is the thing to select.