A Scary Artist

A Scary Artist desperately looked for a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it

A Scary Artist wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Scary Artist desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Artist found a pen that they would play with. It should have been a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Artist found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Artist desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.