His Red Artist

His Red Artist carried a CD player that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Red Artist wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It was a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Red Artist looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was wonderful. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Artist wanted a helmet that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

His Red Artist looked for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Artist often carried a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.