His Ugly Artist

His Ugly Artist always kept a melon that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Artist searched for a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Artist found a crown that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Artist desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Artist always carried a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a curious activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Ugly Artist found a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pen of all things.