His Confused Artist

His Confused Artist craved for a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

His Confused Artist always carried a sword that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is simply life. A sword was the item that was selected.

His Confused Artist searched for a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Confused Artist craved for a stapler that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Artist desired a little monkey that they would share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

His Confused Artist always kept a cup that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.