Her Lovely Artist

Her Lovely Artist carried a crown that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Artist always had with them a bat that they liked to drop. It should be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Artist carried a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Lovely Artist desperately looked for a tomato to play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing selected.

Her Lovely Artist owned a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. This seems to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Artist found a pint of beer to play with. It was considered to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is exciting. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.