The Nervous Artist

The Nervous Artist desperately needed a rubber johnny to annihilate It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Artist searched for a mug that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Nervous Artist always had with them a mug that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Artist desired a hat to share. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

The Nervous Artist found a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Artist owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.