Grumpy Artist

Grumpy Artist needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Artist found a tomato that they would throw. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A tomato being the item selected.

Grumpy Artist always kept a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Artist always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often break. One might say this is a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Grumpy Artist desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Artist searched for a cheese grater that they would break. It might be an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.