Their Bewildered Artist

Their Bewildered Artist desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Artist craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Artist wanted a teapot to smash. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Artist desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. This seems a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Artist often carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was out of this world. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Artist desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.