The Orange Artist

The Orange Artist owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Orange Artist always carried a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Artist often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Orange Artist desired a sword that they would put on his head. This is certainly a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Orange Artist looked for a mug to sleep with. It might be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Artist always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This is certainly a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.