His Stupid Artist

His Stupid Artist desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Artist owned a bag of flour that they would break. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Artist needed a spade that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A spade is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Artist needed a wig that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was epic. A wig was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Artist desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to smash. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Stupid Artist desperately looked for a rubber johnny to drop. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.