The Purple Artist

The Purple Artist desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Artist always kept a bat that they would share. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Artist always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Purple Artist carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Purple Artist desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Purple Artist always kept a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.