The Fat Artist

The Fat Artist owned a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Artist desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. It would have been a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Fat Artist desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be out of this world. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Artist always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Artist owned a bat that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was amazing. A bat was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Artist always carried a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.