His Retarded Artist

His Retarded Artist carried a dildo that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Artist desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate This seems a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Retarded Artist carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Artist needed a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Artist had a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Retarded Artist desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.