The Jolly Artist

The Jolly Artist always kept a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Artist searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is stunning. A bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Artist desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered it was awe-inspring. A melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Artist desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Jolly Artist craved for a big sponge that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Artist looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer of all things.