The Red Baboon

The Red Baboon desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Red Baboon needed a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Red Baboon wanted a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Red Baboon looked for a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Red Baboon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Red Baboon needed a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a wig would be the chosen thing.