The Tired Baboon

The Tired Baboon owned a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Tired Baboon carried a hat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Baboon desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Tired Baboon desired a crown that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

The Tired Baboon craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Tired Baboon needed a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen being the chosen item.