A Lonely Baboon

A Lonely Baboon always had with them a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.

A Lonely Baboon found a computer that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

A Lonely Baboon found a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Baboon always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Lonely Baboon found a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

A Lonely Baboon owned a rubber chicken to demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.