Ugly Baboon

Ugly Baboon carried a radiator that they liked to worship. It would have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

Ugly Baboon always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Ugly Baboon always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Ugly Baboon desperately looked for a mug that they would often sit and look at. It would be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Baboon needed a stapler that they would put on his head. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Ugly Baboon looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.