The Angry Baboon

The Angry Baboon desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Baboon owned a sponge that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be breathtaking. A sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Baboon found a cheese grater to put down their trousers. This seems to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Baboon searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Baboon owned a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Baboon needed a cheese grater to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it