My Foolish Baboon

My Foolish Baboon desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Foolish Baboon often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

My Foolish Baboon looked for a helmet that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

My Foolish Baboon found a spade that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.