The Talented Baboon

The Talented Baboon needed a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Talented Baboon wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A tomato of all things.

The Talented Baboon always had with them a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Talented Baboon often carried a pencil sharpener to annihilate This could be considered a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Talented Baboon always had with them a spade that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Talented Baboon searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken being the item selected.