A Stupid Baboon

A Stupid Baboon carried a rubber johnny that they would break. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Stupid Baboon looked for a spade that they would sometimes drop. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

A Stupid Baboon desired a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to choose.

A Stupid Baboon desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to break. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Baboon desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Baboon desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would hug. It should have been a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.