Red Baboon

Red Baboon desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Red Baboon desperately searched for a CD player to play with. It is a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Red Baboon searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Red Baboon desperately searched for a bat that they would put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A bat having that done to it

Red Baboon desperately needed a custard pie to hug. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Red Baboon desperately craved for a set of lego that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.