The Fat Baboon

The Fat Baboon carried a bat that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A bat being the chosen item.

The Fat Baboon always kept a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

The Fat Baboon wanted a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

The Fat Baboon needed a cucumber to smash. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

The Fat Baboon searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a different thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Baboon looked for a tomato to smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a tomato being the item opted for.