His Beautiful Baboon

His Beautiful Baboon desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

His Beautiful Baboon looked for a cucumber to put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Baboon desperately needed a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It was an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Baboon looked for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Baboon always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon owned a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A pint of beer being the item selected.