The Foolish Baboon

The Foolish Baboon often carried a spade that they would sometimes play with. It would be a new thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Baboon needed a dildo that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

The Foolish Baboon always carried a bat that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

The Foolish Baboon desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Foolish Baboon needed a condom that they would break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.