My Lovely Baboon

My Lovely Baboon desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Baboon always carried a wig that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A wig being the thing selected.

My Lovely Baboon owned a wig that they liked to play with. It is a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lovely Baboon needed a melon to sit and look at. It is an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A melon was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Baboon always carried a lava lamp that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

My Lovely Baboon often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.