The Naughty Baboon

The Naughty Baboon desperately desired a melon that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Baboon carried a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Naughty Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Baboon carried a computer that they would often cuddle. It would have been an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Baboon always had with them a sponge that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Baboon often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.