A Cheerful Baboon

A Cheerful Baboon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Cheerful Baboon desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

A Cheerful Baboon desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Cheerful Baboon carried a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Baboon needed a stretchman that they liked to worship. This seems to be a new action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.