A Lonely Baboon

A Lonely Baboon wanted a sword that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was selected.

A Lonely Baboon had a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Baboon wanted a crown that they would often embrace. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

A Lonely Baboon desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Baboon searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

A Lonely Baboon desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.