A Lonely Baboon

A Lonely Baboon craved for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Baboon often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Baboon carried a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Baboon looked for a crown that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Baboon desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often break. It was a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

A Lonely Baboon needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was fun. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.