My Gentle Baboon

My Gentle Baboon always carried a pen that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Baboon desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Baboon searched for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Baboon desperately needed a little monkey to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Baboon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A rubber chicken having that done to it

My Gentle Baboon searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.