Boring Baboon

Boring Baboon always carried a pint of cider that they would play with. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Baboon always had with them a spade that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A spade was the thing that was selected.

Boring Baboon desperately looked for a computer that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer having that done to it

Boring Baboon found a custard pie that they would often play with. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Baboon desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often share. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Baboon desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush having that done to it