A Eccentric Baboon

A Eccentric Baboon desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Baboon looked for a block of cheese to eat. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Baboon desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Baboon found a wig that they would occasionally break. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Baboon desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It should have been an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Baboon found a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.