The Beautiful Baboon

The Beautiful Baboon looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Baboon always kept a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon searched for a piece of paper that they would often demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Baboon searched for a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Baboon always had with them a hat that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.