The Gentle Baboon

The Gentle Baboon always had with them a bat to play with. This seems to be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Baboon desperately desired a sword that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Baboon found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Baboon desired a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Baboon craved for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

The Gentle Baboon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.