A Naughty Baboon

A Naughty Baboon wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Baboon desired a stapler that they liked to share. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Baboon had a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a weird idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

A Naughty Baboon desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Baboon carried a mug to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Baboon desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.