His Anxious Baboon

His Anxious Baboon desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to play with. This is certainly a funny action, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Baboon needed a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Baboon wanted a spade that they would sometimes smash. It is an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Baboon desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

His Anxious Baboon wanted a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Baboon always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.